teacher: alright fold your papers in half
entire class: hot dog or hamburger

My aesthetic
Baby: d- d-
Dad: Daddy?
Baby: Digimon digital monsters digimon are the champions


"Girls with armpit hair are gross "

bitch have you seen guy armpit hair. Its huge. Its like an entire ecosystem. Theres lost civilizations trapped in there. Girl armpits just have soft fuzzy peach hair. Shut thr fuck up

(via dave-striders-shades)


you faker than some Sweet’N Low..

lana looks like my mom when she was younger…

your mom and lana are both total babes so that makes sense
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